Surgery and Silly Zombies

There just isn’t going to be much of a post today. Last Tuesday my youngest had his tonsils removed. Then, my oldest turned 18 on Friday and my wife had her birthday on Saturday (Did you notice that I didn’t mention her age? Very important survival tactic.). What with taking care of family and celebrating I don’t have much to report. This is all you get.

However, a week or two ago @TheaIsis was tweeting about being down and needing a boost. I responded that she should consider, “What if Dr. Suess had been a horror writer?” This also spawned a conversation with my lovely wife as well as a really odd dream. So here is my take on Dr. Suess and Zombies.  I hope you enjoy it.

L. E. White

The Zombie Book

One Zombie, Two Zombie

Three Zombie, Four

All Trying To Claw

Through Your Bedroom Door

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In Your Yard

And On The Street

There Are So Many Zombies

You Don’t Want To Meet

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Some Zombies Crawl

And Some Zombies Walk

But So Far We Haven’t

Heard One Zombie Talk

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This Zombie Runs

And That One Can Jump

And Here Is Another

Hiding Inside Your Trunk

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On The Roof

Or Across The Street

There Are So Many Zombies

You Don’t Want To Meet

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Zombies In The Air

And Some On The Stair

But Here Is One Fellow

Who Has Flaming Hair

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Zombies On The Ground

And A Few At The Pound

Some Zombies Even Like

To Ride The Merry-Go-Round

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Some Zombies Like Women

And Some Like Boy Bands

And Here Sits One Fellow

Who Chews On His Hands

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If You Are Stuck On A Plane

Or Inside A Train

There Will Still Be A Zombie

To Chew On Your Brain

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If You Must Go Outside

Better Carry A Gun

And If The Zombies Show Up

Still Be Ready To Run

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Since They Nibble Your Fingers

And Chew On Your Feet

There Are So Many Zombies

You Don’t Want To Meet